Aussie slang

A

a sparrow’s fart – at dawn ‘Gotta get up at a sparrow’s fart.’

ac/dc – bisexual

ace! – excellent! very good!

aerial pingpong – Australian Rules football

aggro – aggressive

airy fairy – fancy; vague ‘Don’t give me that airy fairy bullshit.’

Akubra – Australian hat worn by bushmen, farmers

all ears – listening attentively ‘Go ahead, i’m all ears, mate’

all smiles – very happy ‘He was all smiles when he won the raffle.’

all the go – popular, new way of doing something ‘Teabags are all the go.’ always in the shit – always in trouble ‘He’s always in the shit.’

amber fluid – beer ‘Fred doesn’t mind a drop of the old amber fluid’ ambo – ambulance officer

anchors, brakes, ‘and then i threw on the anchors’

ankle biter – small child ‘Get rid of these bloody ankle biters, please: ant’s pants – the best, something that is really good

any tic of the clock – very soon ‘He’ll turn up any tick of the clock now

apples (she’ll be) – it’ll be alright ‘She’ll be apples, mate: also ‘she’s apps’

arse – bottom, posterior

arse into gear – get moving ‘When will you get your arse into gear?

arse about – something is back to front ‘It’s all arse about

arse over tit – fall heavily ‘look at that, he’s fallen arse over tit

arsey – lucky (more arse than class)

arvo – afternoon ‘Stuff the boss, I’m taking the arvo off

at the drop of a hat – doing something without much encouragement Aussie (pron. Ozzie) – Australian

Aussie salute – brushing away flies with the hand

avos – avocados

ay – don’t you agree? ‘pretty nice day, ay’ .

awning over the toy shop – beer belly on a male person -¬

B

back handler – a bribe

back of beyond – a long way out in the bush or outback

back of Bourke – the middle of nowhere

bad news – troublesome person: ‘That guy is bad news’

bad trot – period of misfortune: ‘I’ve been on a bad trot lately’

baffle with bullshit – deceive with lies: You’ve been baffling me with bullshit’

bag (you old)-negative term for a woman: ‘bloody old bag’

bagging someone-putting someone down

bail – to leave: ‘I might bail soon’

Bali belly – diarhorrea

balls and all – enthusiastically: ‘I’m in it balls and all’

balls up: bad mistake: What a complete balls up

banana bender: Queenslander

bananas (going): going crazy: ’She’s gone bananas’

bang on the knocker – absolutely right (also: bang on)

banged up – pregnant: He’s banged her up, then shot through!’

barbed wire: Four X beer (XXXX) representing barbed wire

Barbie – barbecue ‘We’re having a Barbie this arvo’

barney (having a)’- fight or argument ‘We had a huge barney, she walked out’

barrack for : to support a sports team ‘I barrack for the Roos’

bash (giving it a) – trying-something out ‘Come on, give it a bash:

beast- powerful machine esp. V8 car ‘that Holden is a beast!’

beating around the bush : not getting to the point on a subject

basket case – crazy person ‘What a basket case!’

bastard (you old) – a term of endearment ‘Come on you old bastard’

bathers – swimming costume’

battler – someone who persists despite setbacks

beak – nose ¬

beanie – woolen hat

beaut – excellent; terrific ‘That’s beaut, mate.’

beauty –(you little) excited approval ‘You lithe beauty!’

bee’s dick – very small amount, very close ‘I missed it by a bee’s dick.’

bee’s knees – the greatest

beer gut – disproportionately large stomach on a male from drinking beer

bell – telephone call ‘I’ll give you a bell later’

berko – angry in an unreasonable way

bevan – uncultured or loutish person (also bogan)

bickie – a dollar or a biscuit

biffo – a fight ‘I got into a bit of a biffo last night’

big spit – to vomit ‘Then came the big spit…’

big whoop – who cares?

billabong – a waterhole ‘He camped by the billabong.’

billy – pot with a handle & spout for boiling water over a campfire

billy – (bong) device used for smoking marijuana

billy cart – toy cart often steered with a rope tied across the front wheels

bingle – crash, accident ‘I had a bingle on the way here’

birthday suit – naked ‘Look at that! He’s in his birthday suit.’

bit of alright – an attractive person ‘I reckon she’s a bit of alright’

bite – asking for money ‘Next thing she put the bite on me.’

bizzo – business ‘What’s all this bizzo?’

black stump – long way away ‘He lives way past the black stump.’

bleary eyed – suffering from a hangover or tiredness

block (doing one’s) – expressing anger ‘At that point I did my block.’

bloke – Australian male ‘Actually, he’s quite a nice bloke.’

blood’s worth bottling! – excellent person ‘His blood’s worth bottling’

bloody – (great Australian adjective) ‘Bloody this, bloody that..’

bloody galah – silly person; fool ‘What a bloody galah!’

bloody oath – emphatically yes! ‘Bloody oath I saw that!’

blotto – very drunk ‘At that stage I was blotto, mate.’

blow a blue dog off its chain – extremely windy

blow in – an uninvited person

blow in the bag – undergo a breathalyzer test

blow me down! – expression of amazement

blow shit out of someone. Reprimand someone severely ¬

blow your dough – waste your money ‘Don’t blow your dough on that.’

blower – telephone ‘She’s on the blower, again.’

Blowies – blow flies. ‘The blowies are bad today.’

blowing through – in a hurry, not staying ¬

bludge – to be lazy ‘That guy does nothing but bludge all day.’

bludger – lazy person ‘That guy is the world’s greatest bludger.’

blue (having a) – having a fight or argument ‘I had a blue with the missus.’

blue / bluey. ;nickname for someone with red hair

blue arsed fly – being very busy ‘He’s going like a blue arsed fly.’

blue heeler – policeman

blue murder-‘serious trouble ‘She kept crying blue murder.’

Bluey summons issued by a policeman; also a ten dollar note

blunder – mistake ‘Shouldn’t have done that, big blunder, mate.’

Bob’s your uncle – everything is fine, there you go

bodgy- false; worthless

bog – going to the toilet ‘It’s time for my morning bog.’

bog house – outside toilet ‘Where’s the bog house?’

bog in- eat heartily ‘You should have seen him bog in!’

bogan – uncultured or loutish person (also bevan)

boiler – an old woman

bonzer! very good! ‘Bonzer mate, let’s do it!’

bomb – old battered car

boofhead – stupid person ‘What a boofhead!’

boogie board – half-sized surf board made from foam

boomer – large male. kangaroo

boomerang – something lent that needs to be returned

booze – alcoholic drink ‘I had a belly full of booze.’

booze bus – police van used for random breath testing

bored shitless – very bored ‘I was bored shitless.’

boss cocky – employer

bottl’o – Bottle Shop (liquor store)

bottoms up – emptying the beer glass

brass – money ‘That guy has plenty of brass.’

brass monkey – cold ‘This weather could freeze the balls off a brass monkey.’

brass razoo – money ‘I can’t afford it, 1 haven’t got a brass razoo.’

bread basket – stomach ‘I hit him right in the bread basket.’

break open a coldie – have a drink (usually a beer)

brekky – breakfast ‘I might have cornflakes for brekky this morning.’

brickie – brick layer

brickies cleavage -top of the buttocks exposed by sagging waistline

bright spark – foolish ‘That guy is a real bright spark’

brown trouser job – scary

brown-eye – to expose one’s bum

bugger – general term for any person – ‘Silly old bugger’

bugger – mischievous person

bugger! Bugger it! – exclamation of disgust

bugger all – not much; nothing ‘This cost me bugger all’

bugger around – to waste time ‘He’s buggering around’

bugger off – go away!

Buggered – broken; tired “I’m totally buggered’

Buggered if I know – I haven’t got a clue

Buggery (go to) leave me alone ‘ You can go to buggery’

Built like a brick shit house – person well built ‘He’s built like a brick

Built like a streak of pelican shit – very tall and thin

Bullshit – unbelievable statement ‘That’s bullshit, mate!’

Bum – bottom

Bum fluff – light growth of hair on the face of an adolescent

Bum nuts – eggs

bummer – exclamation of disgust ‘What a bummer!’

bunch of fives – a punch ‘I’ll give you a bunch of fives if you’re not careful’

bung – put, place ;’I might bung that pie in the oven’

bunghole .’mouth ‘Feed that into your bunghole.’

bunyip mythical creature from the billabong

burl – trying something out ‘I’ll give it a burl.’

burnout – to accelerate in a car so that the wheels spin ‘drop a burnout’

bush – rural Australia ‘He’s gone bush.’

bush bash “to go off.road in the bush

bush telegraph” gossip network

bush week – acting in a slow wilted way ‘whadaya think this is, bush week?’

by jingoes – you can bet on that ¬

BYO -Bring Your Own alcohol to a restaurant or party

C

cack-(defecate) laugh ‘it was so funny I just cacked myself

cackhanded -left-handed

cactus – not working, in serious trouble ‘That thing is cactus, mate.’

cake-hole> the mouth

call it a day – finish up the job ‘let’s call it a day now.’

came out like a shower of shit – very fast

camp oven – cast iron pot for cooking on a camp fire

canary (yellow) – unroadworthy certificate ‘They put a canary on my car’

cane it – drive fast, accelerate

Captain Cook – ‘a look’ ‘lets have a bit of a Captain Cook’

cark it – to die, cease functioning ‘looks like the old dog’s about to cark it.’

carpet grubs – children

caper – some sort of action ‘What’s your caper then?’

carry on like a pork chop – make a fuss about nothing

cat burying shit (as busy as a) – very busy

catch forty winks – have a short sleep

cat’s piss (as mean as) – mean, stingy, uncharitable

chalkie – teacher

checkout chick – female working at supermarket checkout

cheerio – goodbye ‘cheerio, I’m gunna hit the frog & toad’

cheese & kisses – (the missus) wife

cheesed off – very annoyed ‘I was really cheesed off.’

cheesy grin – fake grin ‘Wipe that cheesy grin off your face.’

chew and spew – take away food

chew the fat- talk ‘Let’s sit down and chew the fat.’

china – old friend (china plate – mate) ‘Look, here comes me old china!’

chinwag – having a good chat

chippie – carpenter

choc a block – very full (also chockers) ‘I’m chock a block.’

chockie bikkies – chocolate biscuits

choke a darkie – to defecate ‘I have to go and choke a darkie’

chokkie – chocolate

choof off -leave ‘It’s getting late, I might choof off now’

chook – chicken ‘Going out to feed the chooks luv’

chop and change –to change repeatedly “She keeps on chopping and changing’

choppers -teeth

Chrissie – Christmas

Christmas grip – someone has hold of your testicles

Chuffed – very happy ‘I’m pretty chuffed with my new job’

chuck- to vomit¬

chuck a leftie – to turn left

chuck a sickie – take the day off

chuck a spaz – get angry

chuck a U-ie – do a U-turn

chuck a wobbly- display sudden anger

chunder – vomit

clackers – false teeth

clanger – big lie ‘He dropped a clanger’

clap trap – nonsense ‘What a lot of clap trap’

clapped out – old, worn ‘what a clapped out old bomb’

Clayton’s – fake, substitute

clear as mud – confusing ‘This is as clear as mud to me.’

clear the cobwebs – have sex

I clobber – clothes ‘I bought some new clobber today.’

clod hoppers – feet¬

clucky-feeling broody or maternal ‘She’s been feeling clucky lately.’

coathanger – Sydney Harbour Bridge

cobber -friend; mate ‘Let me introduce my old cobber Bill.’ ”

cock up.- something that’s gone very wrong ‘That’s a complete cock up.’

cockie – farmer

Icocky – cockatoo (Australian parrot)

codger – unusual, peculiar person (often affectionate)

coffin nail – cigarette

cold as a witch’s tit – very cold

coldie – beer (also cold one) ‘I cant wait to get home and crack a coldie’ ¬

come the raw prawn – pretend to be naive ‘Don’t come the raw prawn with me’

come to blows – start fighting ‘At that point we came to blows.’

common as dog shit- very common

compassionate as a starving shark – have no sympathy at all … I

compo – Workers’ Compensation pay

cooee -call for greeting someone at a distance in the bush

cooee (within) – at hand, imminent ‘are we within cooee of getting this done?’

cooking with gas – doing very well ‘Now we are cooking with gas.’

cop it sweet-to get what’s coming ‘I copped it sweet, mate.’

Couldn’t pull a greasy stick out of a dead dog’s arse – incompetent

corroboree – aboriginal festival dance

cossie or cozzie – swimming costume

counter lunch – pub lunch

country cousin – dozen

crack a fat- get an erection ‘She makes me crack a fat’

crash hot- good ‘I don’t feel too crash hot’

crack onto – to make a pass at ‘Watch me crack onto that spunky sheila’

cranky – ill tempered ‘Why are you so cranky today?’

crap on – talk nonsense ‘You wouldn’t believe how he can crap on’

crikey! – an expression of astonishment

crook – not good ‘This thing is crook’

crow eater – a person from South Australia

crust (making a) – to earn a living, work for wages

cunning as a shithouse rat – someone is very cunning, sneaky

cuppa – cup of tea or coffee ‘Lets sit down and have a cuppa’

curfy – nickname for a bald person

D

Dad & Dave – shave “I’ll have a quick Dad & Dave, then I’ll be ready’

dacks – pants ‘I’ll put on my dacks (underwear = underdacks)

dag – uncool person (also affectionate):’What a silly old dag!’

daggy – something that looks uncoll ‘That guy is really daggy’

damage – cost or expense ‘What’s the damage, mate?’

damper – unleavened bread cooked in camp oven

dark as three feet up a cow’s arsehole – very dark¬

Darwin stubbie – very large bear bottle

date – anus, bum

dead horse – tomato sauce ‘Pass the dead horse, thanks’

dead marine – empty beer bottle

dead set –without a doubt ‘I’m dead set mate, no joke’

dekko – a look ‘Let’s have a dekko at that’

der – mock expression of stupidity

dero – homeless person

dial – face

dig – cutting or sarcastic remark ‘He’s having a dig at me’

digger – Australian soldier

dill – stupid person – That guy is a real dill’

ding – scratch or dent ‘Spewing, I put a ding on my car’

dinger – condom

dink – to carry a passenger on a pushbike or motorbike

dink – to carry a passenger on a pushbike or motorbike

dim sims – testicles ‘Stop scratching your dim sims’

dingbat – a fool ‘what a dingbat!’

dinki di – really Australian, the genuine article ‘Sounds dinki di to me’

dinkum – fair, genuine ‘Fair Dinkum mate, no joke this is serious.’

Dipstick – a loser, idiot ‘Have a look at that dipstick.’

divvy van – police van (divisional Van) ‘then they threw me in the divvy van’

do your lolly – lose your temper ‘Try not to do your lolly.’

dob – to inform on ‘Fred bloody well dobbed me in to the cops’

dodgy – something suspicious, underhanded ‘Sounds dodgy to me’

dough -money ‘I need to earn some more dough.’

dog & bone”, telephone ‘can you get Fred on the dog & bone?’

dog’s eye – meat pie

dog’s balls – obvious ‘This stands out like dog’s ball to me.’

dog’s breakfast – a mess or messy ‘You look like a dog’s breakfast.’

dole – social security benefits

dole bludger – somebody taking advantage of social security

dolled up – dressed smartly ‘She’s all dolled up’

donga (donger) – penis ‘You wouldn’t believe the size of his donga.’

donk – car or boat engine ‘The donk’s ticking over nicely.’

donkey’s years, not seen in – haven’t seen someone in a really long time

doodle – penis ‘Stop playing with your doodle:

down a few – drink a few beers ‘Let’s go and down a few.’

Down Under – Australia

doughnuts (doughies) – doing burnouts in a circle

drink with the flies – to drink alone

driving the porcelain bus – vomiting

driza-bone – waterproof jackets worn by farmers, stockmen

drongo – stupid person; fool ‘That guy’s a real drongo’

drop a fart – pass wind loudly and unexpectedly

dropped one’s guts – farting ‘He’s just dropped his guts,’

drop kick – useless person

drover – someone who herds cattle

drown some worms – go fishing

dry as a dead dingo’s donger – very dry

dry rots – diarrhea (trots) ‘I’ve had the dry rots.’

duck’s dinner – drinking with nothing to eat

ducks guts – a very good thing

duff, up the – pregnant ‘She’s up the duff again.’

duffer – unthinking, sbupid person (often affectionate) ‘you silly duffer’

dummy, spit the -to have a tantrum ‘Don’t spit the dummy, mate.’

dunny – toilet ‘Where is the dunny. male?’

dunny budgie – blowfly

dunny paper- -toilet paper¬

dunny rat – very cunning “That guy is as cunning as a dunny rat’

durry – cigarette

duthc oven – farting under the bed covers

E

Eagle shits – getting paid ‘Today the eagle shits’

Earbash – nagging ‘She’s given me a right earbashing’

Ears flapping – listening with great interest, evesdropping

Eat a horse – very hungry

El cheapo – cheap and inferior ‘I got this el cheapo’

Elbow grease – physical hard work ‘ put some elbow grease into it’

Empties – empty beer bottles

Esky – insulated drink/food container traditionally used for beer

Even stevens – equal ‘you don’t owe me anything, we’re even stevens’

Every bastard and his dog – the general public

Evert Tom Dick and Harry – the general public

Exy – expensive

F

Face ache – ugly or irritating person ‘What a face ache’

Face fungus – beard ‘He’s growing a bit of face fungus’

Face like a pestered pickle – acne

fag – cigarette ‘Lets have a fag.’

fair crack of the whip! – asking for a fair chance

fair dinkum – genuine; true

fair enough- agreeing about something

fair go, mate! – give me a chance!

fair suck of he sav! – give me a fair go!

fang it – drive fast, accelerate

fanny – vagina

fart a crowbar!- expression of annoyance ‘Strewth, I’ll fart a crowbar!’

fart-arsing – wasting time ‘Stop fart-arsing around.’

farts like a two-stroke – person with a noisy flatulence problem

feel crook – feel unwell ‘I’m feeling really crook today.’ ¬

fella (feller) – man

filthy – very good

fire away – begin speaking

fish out of water -uncomfortable ” felt like a fish out of water.’

fits like a honeymoon cock – a very neat fit

five finger discount – shoplifting

five o’clock shadow – growth of stubble on a man’s face

flake- shark meat, used in fish and chip shops

flake out – lie down, collapse ‘I’m going to flake out on the couch.’

flap your gums – talk a lot

flash a brown eye – expose one’s bare bum

flat chat – as fast as possible ‘I’m going flat chat.’

flat out like a lizard drinking- doing something very fast

flea bag- infested with fleas; shabby looking person

flick. getting rid of something ‘She’s given me the flick.’

Flicks- movie or picture theatre

floater – excrement floating in toilet

flog – to sell something ‘I’m trying to flog my old car.’

flutter – a bet ‘i’m gunna have a flutter on the cup’

fly the coop – leave home ‘He flew the coop last Monday.’

footy – (Australian Rules) football ‘Lets go to the footy.’

fossil – an old person

franger – condom ‘I’d better pick up some frangers.’

freckle – the anus

Fred Nerk – imaginary person ‘I suppose Fred Nerk did it?’

freshie – freshwater crocodile

fridge – refrigerator

fried eggs – flat breasts

frigid digit – sexually unresponsive penis

frog & toad – road

from go to whoa – from start to finish

fruit loop – crazy person

fuck wit – stupid person ‘What a luck wit!’

full as a boot – very drunk

full of beans – energetic ‘You’re full of beans today.’

full of shit – speaking absolute rubbish ‘You’re full of shit’

full on – moose, confronting

furphy – a lie, rumour

G

gab – chatter, talk ‘He’s got the gilt of the gab.’

galah – a silly person ‘What a galah!’

game as a piss ant – very daring ‘You’re as game as a piss ant, mate.’

gander – have a look at something ‘Have a gander at his.’

garbo – garbage collector

gas bag – talk at great length “That guy is nothing but a gas bag:

gawk – stare openly ‘Don’t gawk at me like that.’

G’day – a greeting (good day) ¬

get a wriggle on – hurry up ‘Come on, get a wriggle on!’

get nicked – exclamation of contempt ‘Go and gel nicked!’¬

get rooted! – a term of abuse ‘Go and gel rooted!

get stuffed! – a term of abuse ‘You can go and gel stuffed!’

get the shits up – become upset ‘I’m getting the shits up.’

give a shit – to care ‘look mate, I really don’t give a shit’

give birth to a politician – to defecate

give it a burl – try it, have a go ‘OK, I’ll give it a burl’

give it away – give up on something ‘I may as well give it away.’

give lip – be cheeky ‘Don’t you dare give me a lip’

glad rags – best clothes ‘She’s in her glad rags.’.¬

go ape shit – become very angry ‘He went ape-shit

go bung – cease to operate properly ‘The car went bung on me.’

go crook – become angry ‘I’m going to go crook on you:’

go like a shower of shit – with extreme speed

go to buggery – get lost, go away

go walkabout- wandering off ‘Freddy has gone walkabout again.’

gob – the mouth ‘Shut your bloody gob!’

gobful, give a – telling someone the truth ‘I gave her a gobful,’

goer: energetic person, workable proposition ‘Is she a goer then?’

gone to the dogs – changing from good to bad

goner – forget about Freddy, he’s a gone_

good as gold – something is very good

good oh – very good

good on ya, mate! – positive exclamation, well done

googie – egg

goss – gossip ‘so tell me, what’s the goss?’

grab by the balls – to impress ‘This doesn’t really grab me by the balls.’

grab forly winks – have a short nap

graveyard chompers – false teeth

great galloping goannas! – expression of amazement

green around the gills – feeling sick

greenie – environmentalist

grinning like a shot fox – very happy, smugly satisfied

grizzle – to complain ‘He keeps grizzling at me.’

grog – alcohol ‘I was into the grog last night.’

grommet / grommie – young surfer, young person

grot – dirty or untidy person ‘That guy is a real grot’

grouse – great, terrific, very good ‘Sounds grouse to me’

gunna – going to

gurgler, down the – something is lost ‘It all went down the gurgler’

gutful of piss – drunk ‘He’s had a gutful of piss’

guts, spill one’s – confess to something ‘I spilled my guts about if.’

gutzer (come a) – to fall over, ‘I came a gutzer right down the stairs.’

gynie – gynecologist

H

Hack – deal with, cope ‘Cant you hack it mate?’

Had it – to run out of patience ‘That’s it, I’ve had it’

Hair like a bush pig’s arse – unmanageable hair

Hair of the dog – a drink taken to cure a hangover

Half your luck – very lucky ‘I wish I had half your luck’

Ham and eggs – legs

Hammie – hamstring: ‘He’s done a hammie (pulled his hamstring)

Hang on a tick – wait a minute

Happy as a bastard on father’s day – unhappy, miserable

Happy as a pig in shit – very happy

Happy little vegemite – in a good mood, content

Hassle – problem, inconvenience ‘What a hassle’

Have a bo-peep – have a look

Have a burl – attempt ‘I;m going to have a burl at this’

Have a gander – have a look

Have a prang – have a car accident

Heaps – a lot

Heart starter – early morning alcoholic drink

Hey – greeting ‘Hey, hows it goin?’

Hit the frog and toad – to hit the roar; depart

Hit the hay – go to bed

Hit the nail on the head – exactly right

Hit the piss – drink heavily

Hoof it – to walk ‘The car won’t start, I’m afraid we’ll have to hoof it’

hooks-fingers

hoon – a reckless show-off ‘You are driving too last, you hoon!’

hoon- to drive recklessly ‘Fred just honed off in a cloud of smoke’

hooroo- goodbye (also ‘ooroo)

hottie – hot water bottle

how’s it goin? – greeting (how is it going?)

howzat! – an appeal for approval

humpy- rough bush shelter

hurl – vomit

I

I kid you not – something is very true ‘I kid you not, mate.’

idiot box – television ‘Watched the idiot box all night.’

iffy – of a suspicious nature ‘That sounds very iffy to .me.’

in a tic – very shortly ‘I’ll be finished in a tick.’ ‘Hang on a tick.’

in fine leather – full of vitality and spirit

in good nick – in good condition ‘This car looks in very good nick.’

in the know – having inside information ‘Freddy is always in the know.’

in the raw – naked ‘She caught me in the raw.’

in the shit – in serious trouble ‘Boy, are you really in the shit now!’

in the sticks’ in remote areas in the bush ‘He lives out in the sticks.’

in two shakes (of a duck’s tail) – a short time ‘I’ll be there in two shakes’

irrits (the) – irritation, annoyance ‘You’re starting to give me the irrits’

I’ve had it! – extreme frustration ‘OK, that’s ft, I’ve had it!’

ivories – teeth

J

Jack Dancer – cancer ‘Jack Dancer’s got me.’

jack of- to be led up with ‘I’m getting pretty jack of this’

jacked off – annoyed ‘I’m really jacked off about this’

jack shit – nothing ‘I’ve ended up with jack shit’

jackaroo, jillaroo -trainee male or female station hand

jack-in-the-box – someone who can not sit still

jaffle – toasted sandwich

jarmies – pajamas; night dress ‘Get into your jarmies.’

jiffy – very short time ‘I’ll be back in a jiffy.’

jingoes! – exclamation of surprise ‘By jingoes, I’m amazed!’

job somebody – to hit somebody ‘Watch out or I’ll job you!’

jocks – male underpants ‘He’s in his jocks.’

Joe Blake – snake ‘I saw two Joe Blakes today.’

Joe Bloggs (Joe Blow) – anybody ‘Any old Joe Blow will do’

joey – baby kangaroo

joint – place, establishment ‘Wanna come back to my joint?’

joker – a male person ‘What’s that joker doing here?”

jumbuck – a sheep

K

K’s -kilometres

Kafuffle – commotion ‘There’s a bit of a kafuffle going on’

Kamikazee – reckless act, reckless person

Kanga – kangaroo

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock – crazy

Kaput – broken

Keen as mustard – very enthusiastic

Keg on legs – a big drinker

Kick in -to contribute ‘We are all going to kick in a few bucks’

Kick in the teeth – a sever set back

Kick up the arse – a severe scolding

Kick up the ass (better than a) – dry sign of appreciation

Kill a snake – urinate ‘He’s gone to kill a snake’

Kindie – kindergarten

King click – the best ‘The wanker thinks he’s king click’

Kiwi – New Zealander

Kiwiland – New Zealand

Knickers ina knot – upset ‘Don’t get your knickers in a knot’

Kooka – kookaburra

klicks,.kilometres ‘We still got another 50 klicks to go.’

knackered – tired; exhausted

knackered – having suffered a testicular injury ‘I just knackered myself!’

knackers – testicles

knock – to criticise ‘All he can do is knock something:’

knock back – refusal ‘l got knock backs all day.’

knock it on the head – put a stop to it

knock shop – brothel ‘He’s gone to the knock shop.’

knocked off work – time to stop work ‘I’m knocking off now.’

knocked up – pregnant ‘He’s knocked her up, the dirty bastard.’

knocker – somebody who criticises ‘That guy is a real knocker.’

knock-off – a counterfeit product ‘That’s a knock-off!’

knuckle sandwich – a punch in the mouth

L

laid-back – relaxed ; informal

lairy – flashy I

lamington – sponge cake dipped in chocolate & coconut

larrikin -harmless prankster

lash – to leave ‘I’ve gotta lash, I’m running late’

lashing out – spending spree ‘looks like you have been lashing out.’

laughing gear – the mouth I

lav or lavvy – outdoor toilet

lay an egg – to defecate

left in the lurch – abandoned in a time of need I

lay in the hay – have sexual intercourse

lead foot – a fast driver

leak – urinating ‘I’m going for a leak.’

left out in the cold – not informed ‘I’ve been left out in the cold’

leg opener – alcohol, especially gin .’

legend – cool person (also ledge) ‘You are a bloody legend’

lemon – something that is faulty ‘I bought a lemon of a car.’

let alone – not to mention’

like a chook with its head cut off – flustered, erratic

like a cut snake – extremely agitated

like a fart in a bottle – agitated

like a one-armed taxi-driver with crabs – very busy

like a pick-pocket at a nudist camp – confused

like a pimple on a pumpkin – very obvious

like a stunned mullet – bewildered

like a ton of bricks – with great force

like a two-bob watch – unreliable, making a fuss

like an old maid’s pram – empty

like buggery – no way, no ‘Like buggery I will do that.’ lingo – language ‘Watch your lingo, mate.’

lip – cheek; back-chat ‘Don’t give me any more lip.’

lip pie – lipstick

liquid amber – beer

liquid laugh – vomit

liquid lunch – drink at lunchtime

lizard drinking, flat out like a – very busy

lob in – to arrive ‘He’s just lobbed in’

local rag – newspaper specific to a certain area

lolly, do your – to lose your temper

long in the tooth – old ‘I’m too long in the tooth to do that.’ long neck – 750ml bottle of beer

loo – toilet ‘I have to go to the loo.’

looker – very attractive person ‘She’s a great looker’

lousy – not good ‘What’s wrong, you look lousy’

lurk – illegal or underhand racket ‘I’m right onto your lurk.’

M

mad – exciting, very good ‘check out this mad video’

mad as a cut snake – insane ¬

mad as a meat axe – extremely angry ¬

maggies – magpies (Aussie Rules football team, Collingwood) ¬

make a blue – make a huge mistake

make a botch of – mess up ‘He’s made a complete botch of it’

make a proper galah of – make a complete fool of oneseIf

make a quid – a living’ ‘I’m making a quid, no worries.’

make do – cope ‘Don’t worry, I can make do.’

make it snappy – hurry up!

make sheep eyes at -give adoring looks

make feathers fly – cause a commotion

make tracks – depart ‘Ok, I’ll make tracks now’

make waves – cause trouble ‘I’m going to make waves about this.’

malarky – foolish talk

mallee bull (as fit as) – very fit and strong

map of Tassie – a woman’s pubic area

mash – mashed potatoes

mate – friend, pal, buddy

mate’s rates – discount given to a friend

matilda – a swag

Mickey Mouse – wonderful ‘That’s Mickey Mouse’ (grouse)

Middy – 285 ml beer glass

Miffy – easily upset

Milk bar – corner shop

Misery guts – unhappy person: ‘Put a smile on your dial, misery guts!’

Missus – wife ‘My missus won’t have a bar of it.’ ¬

Mob – a number of people

Molly dooker – left handed

Mollycoodle pamper; make a fuss over

Monger -food; tucker

mongrel- despicable person or thing ‘Mongrel of a car.’

monkey suit – dinner suit

moo juice -milk

moolah – money

moosh – mouth

mop – the hair ‘She’s got a great mop of hair’

mozzie – mosquito

mucking around – fooling around ‘Stop mucking around!’

muff – female private parts

muff diver – person performing cunnilingus

mug – the face, also a fool ‘You are a real mug, mate’

mullet – hairstyle cut shot on the sides and long at the back

munga – food

mushie – mushroom

mutt – dog

N

Nana – banana

Nana (do your) – lose one’s temper ‘He completely did his nana’

narky – short tempered

naughty – sexual intercourse ‘He had a naughty last night’

NBG – no bloody good

Neddies – racing horses

Nellie – cheap red wine

Never Never – outback

Nick – condition; ‘The car is in good nick’

Nick – to steal “did you nick these flowers?’

Nick off – get lost

Niggly – angry; bad tempered ‘You’ve been niggly all day’

Nipper – young child

Nippy – cold ‘bit nippy this morning’

No joke – I am talking seriously ‘I’m serous mate, no joke’

No worries – no problem ‘No worries mate’

Noggin – the head

Nong – silly person

Not the full quid – stupid ‘he’s never been the full quid’

Nuddy, in the – naked

Nudge the turps – to drink alcohol to excess

nuggets – testicles ‘watch your nuggets, mate.’

nun’s nasty, as dry as a – very dry

nut chokers – men’s underwear

O

Q.S. -overseas

ocker – anything typically Australian

ocky strap -(octopus strap) elastic strap used to tie down loads

off like a bride’s nightie – to leave quickly

off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sunset – leave quickly

off the beaten track – uncommon, out of the way

oi -hey you!, ‘oi, what do you think you’re doing!’

oldies – parents (also old cheese)

on for young and old- commotion ‘Suddenly it was on for young and old!’

on the dole – social security benefits

on the nose – smelly ‘Something is a bit on the nose here.’

On ya mate -well done there mate (also ‘onya’)

one armed bandit – poker machine

ooroo – goodbye

optic nerve -(perve) to look lustfully at the opposite sex

out of whack -in disorder, not operating properly

outback – remote part of Australia

ow-ya-goin? – how are you going?

Oz – Australia; Australian

P

pack a wallop – having a strong impact, powerful, strong

pack of galahs – group of disliked people

pack of poo tickets – toilet paper

packing (death, darkies, shit) – to be very scared

paddock – football (Australian Rules) oval

paddock bomb – old car used to hoon around

pansy – effeminate male

paper Aussie – naturalized Australian citizen

para. very drunk (paralytic)

pash – long passionate kiss ‘They’ve been pashing on for a while now.’

pash rash – reddened face from excessive pashing

pat-malone – on your own, alone

pav (pavlova) – an Australian dessert

pearlies -the teeth

perk – a free advantage This job has some great perks.’

perve – looking lustfully at the opposite sex ‘Just having a bit of a perve’

pester – annoy or bother someone ‘Stop pestering me!’

piddle – urinate ‘I’m going for a piddle’

piece of piss – a very easy task ‘Don’t worry. That’s a piece of piss for me.’

piff -to throw ‘piff it over here’

pig’s arse! – strong disagreement

piker – someone who pulls out of something ‘Don’t be a piker!’

piss – urine, to urinate ‘I’m just gunna have a piss’

piss – alcohol (often beer) ‘I’m going to buy some more piss.’

piss and wind – no substance That guy is all piss and wind.’

piss in my pocket -to act ingratiatingly ‘Are you trying to piss in my pocket?’

piss it in – win easily ‘I’ll piss it in.’

piss take – a joke on somebody ‘Are you taking the piss?’

piss on -to defeat. ‘It was a disaster. They pissed on us.’

piss up (also piss on) – party involving drinking ‘piss up at my place!’

pissed off – angry or unhappy with something ‘I’m really pissed off’

pisser – something that is very funny That is an absolute pisser’

play funny buggers – messing around ‘Stop playing funny buggers with me.’

playing possum – pretending to be asleep

plodder – slow worker who eventually gets the job done

plonk – cheap wine

pocket billiards – males playing with genitals, hands in pockets

pommy – an Englishman

pong – bad smell ‘What a pong around here.’

poofter – homosexual man ‘He’s a poofter.’

possie – position ‘You get the drinks, I’ll try to grab a good possie’

postie-‘postman, mailman

pot- 285ml beer glass

prang-car accident ‘She’s pranged the car again.’

pretty – quite, to an extent ‘looks pretty good to me mate’

pretty much – almost completely ‘looks like she’s pretty much stuffed’

prezzies – gifts ‘lets have a look at all your prezzies.’

professional ratbag – conman, not to be trusted

pub – hotel

pull your socks up – improve performance ‘Pull your bloody socks up.’

Push up zeds – have a sleep

pussyfoot around -trying too hard not to offend

put the shits up – alarming somebody ‘I put the shits up him.’

put the wind up- urging somebody ‘I had to put the wind up him.’

Q

quack – doctor ‘She’s gone to the quack.’

queer: homosexual man

quid, make a – earn a living

quid, not the full – stupid person ‘That guy isn’t the full quid.’

R

Rack off! – go away! ‘Rack off mate, will ya!’

rage – to party ‘Fred’s place on Saturday was a real rage’

rake – a comb

rare as hen’s teeth – very rare

ratbag – untrustworthy person ‘What a bloody ratbag!’

rats on stilts – greyhounds also known as ‘dishlickers’

rattle your dags – hurry up!

raw prawn, acting the – pretending to be ignorant

reckon – estimate, think ‘I reckon it’s worth about 50 bucks.’

red ned.- cheap red wine, used to come in ‘flagons’

rellie – relative The rellies are coming for a BBQ this arvo.’

ridgie didge – true or genuine article

righto – okay or that’s right

ringin – an imposter ‘I reckon that guy is a ringin.’

rip off – poor deal, expensive ‘That’s a complete rip off.’

ripped – affected by drugs or alcohol ‘I am pretty ripped’

ripper – really great ‘What a ripperl’

ripsnorter – something is really great

rollie – roll your own cigarette

roo – kangaroo

roo bar – (bull bar) steel bumper bar for absorbing impact

root – sexual intercourse ‘I had a root last night.’

rooted – exhausted; broken ‘I’m completely rooted’

ropable – very angry

rotten – drunk ‘He’s rottenl’

RS (rat shit) – feeling bad ‘I feel rat shit.’

rough – unfair or unjust ‘I reckon you’re a bit rough on her.’

ruckus – commotion ‘What’s all that ruckus?’

rug up – dress warmly ‘It’s cold outside, make sure you rug up.’

S

settle petal – relax, don’t get uptight

saltie – saltwater crocodile

sanga – sandwich

scallywag – a rascal, mischievous person

scarce as rocking horse shit – very rare

schnozz (schnozza) – nose

schooner – large beer glass

scorcher – very hot day

screamer – getting drunk quickly ‘He’s a two pot screamer.’

scungy – unpleasant

servo – service station

shack – a simple house

shag – sexual intercourse ‘I’ve been shagging all night.’

shaggin’ wagon – panel van

shark biscuit – new surfers

she’ll be right! – everything will be all right

Sheila – old fashioned slang for “woman”

Shellacking – complete defeat

She (great Aussie pronoun): any object, occurrence, person or even

She’s sweet – everything is fine ‘Don’t worry, she’ll be sweet’

shirty – to get upset or angry ‘Don’t get shirty with me.’

shit bricks – to be very scared ‘I’m shitting bricks!’

shit for brains – stupid person ‘Come here, shit for brains!’

shit it in – win easily ‘No worries, we’ll shit it in.’

shonky – dubious, underhanded ‘Sounds shonky to me.’

shoot a fairy – to fart ‘He’s just shot a fairy.’

shot through – to leave, to escape responsibility

short and curlies – pubic hair ‘She had me by the short and curlies.’

shout-buying a round of beer ‘You just relax, it’s my shout this time.’

shove off! ” go away!

show you the ropes – show you how to do a job

sickie – day off sick from work ‘I think I’ll chuck a sickie tomorrow.’

siphon the python – to urinate

skin & blister – sister

skint – broke

slab – pack of 24 cans of beer

slap bang – right on, exactly right

slash, having a -male urinating

slog – hard work ‘It was a hard slog but we got it done in the end.’

Sloshed – very drink ‘She’s already quite sloshed.’

Smoko – smoke or coffee break ‘Smoko time!’

snag – a sausage ‘chuck another snag on the barbie will ya?”

snag – a problem ‘I think we have hit a snag.’

snaky” annoyed, touchy ‘Don’t get snaky with me, mate’

snag – kiss ‘look at those two snagging in the corner’

snaky – annoyed, touchy ‘Don’t get snaky with me mate’

snog – kiss

snot someone – to bash ‘I’m about to snot this guy’

snotrag – handkerchief

sook – sensitive, soft person ‘stop whingeing you bloody sook’

spag bol – spaghetti bolognaise

speccy – spectacular (in footy, a spectacular mark)

spewing – very upset, disappointed ‘I am spewing about this.’

spew – vomit ‘ …and then he spewed all over the taxi.’

spit the dummy – getting upset ‘Calm down, no need to spit the dummy.’

spoof – semen ‘Look, he’s got spoof stains all over his dacks.’

sport – affectionate nickname – ‘what do ya know, sport’ (greeting)

sport, (good) a fair minded person ‘Freddy’s a good sport.’

spot on – exactly right

spray the bowl – to suffer from diarrhea

sprung – caught doing something wrong ‘I got sprung.’

spud-potato

spunk – a good looking person ‘Look at that spunk!’

spunky – someone or something that is sexy

squiz – have a look at something ‘Let me have a squiz at that.’

stack – an accident, crash, fall

stack on a blue – become extremely angry

stacks – lots ‘come over, I’ve got stacks of beer’

stairway to heaven – a ladder in a woman’s stocking

stickybeak – nosy person ‘You are a real stickybeak.’

stirrer – someone who causes trouble ‘Stop stirring.’

stoked – very pleased

strewth! – expression of amazement

strides – trousers

strine – Australian slang and pronunciation

stroppy – in a bad mood, being difficult

stubbie – 375ml beer bottle

stubbies – workers’ shorts (see brickies’ cleavage)

stuffed – very tired ‘I’m completely stuffed.’

stumps, pulling up – moving home, changing address

sucked in – deceived

sunnies – sunglasses

suss – suspicious ‘that bloke over there looks pretty suss’

suss it out – check something out ‘Go and suss it out’

swag – rolled up bedding, belongings etc. carried by a swagman

swag – covered bedroll, made from canvas and a thin mattress

swagman – drifter, tramp, hobo

T

ta – thank you

tailor made – cigarette, as opposed to a hand rolled ‘rollie’

tall. Poppies -successful people

tea – the evening meal and usually the main meal of the day

technicolor yawn – vomit

tee up – organise something ‘Are we teed up for tomorrow?’

telly – television

the sticks – the country ‘He lives in the sticks somewhere.’

thick ear- a beating ‘Watch out or you’ll finish up with a thick ear.’

thingummy-jig – could be anything ‘Pass the thingummy-jig.’

thingummy-bob – could be anything ‘What’s that thingummy-bob?’

thingo – Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit – could be anything

this arvo – this afternoon

thongs -cheap rubber backless sandals

tightarse – someone who is mean with his money ‘He’s such a tightarse.’

thunder box – the toilet

tickets on oneself – having a high opinion of oneself

tiff – argument ‘We had a big tiff and she walked out on me.’

tingle – telephone call ‘Give me a tingle a bit later please.’

tinnies – beerin cans ‘Come over and we’ll sink a few tinnies’

toey – very nervous ‘I’m a bit toey about this.’

togs – swim suit

too right! – you better believe me

trackie dacks – tracksuit pants

troppo – crazy; insane ‘She’s gone troppo.’

trots (the) – diarrhea ‘Got a bad case of the trots.’

truckie – truck driver

true blue – proud Australian, genuine, loyal

tucker – food

turn it up – expression of disbelief ‘Turn it up, mate!’

turps – strong alcohol; booze; turpentine

twenty to the dozen – doing something very fast

two up – gambling game using coins

U

U ie – U turm, ‘Chuck a U ie here, we’ve gone the wrong way!’

unco – uncoordinated

undies – underpants (also underdacks)

ute – (utility) pickup truck, open backed work vehicle

V

VB – Victoria Bitter: popular Australian beer

vee dub – VoIkswagon

veg out – relax in front of the tv, to not do anything

Vegemite – wgetabIe extract used as a spread on bread

vegies – vegetabIes

verbal diarrhea -talking nonsense ‘She suffers from verbal diarrhea’

W

Waffle – talking nonsense ‘He just waffles on all day’

wag – amusing person ‘That guy is a real wag’

wagging school – playing truant¬

walkabout – something that can’t be found has ‘gone walkabout’

walkover – something is done easily, an easy defeat

wallop –large quantity; strength; to punch

wally – foolish person

waltzing matilda – wandering aimlessly

wanker – a fairly stupid male ‘What a wanker!’

wanna (want to) ‘do you wanna go to the pub?’

war paint – women’s cosmetics

water the horse – to urinate

weatherboard – wooden house

wedding tackle – male genitalia

wet (the big) – the monsoon season, northern Australia

wettie – a wetsuit

whacko! – expression of enthusiasm, happiness

wharfie – dockworker

what do you do for a crust? – How do you earn a living?

when the crow shits – payday

whinge – to complain in an annoying way

whip around – to collect money for a gift

white pointers – topless women sunbathers

whiteant – to undermine ‘Are you trying to whiteant me?’

whoop whoop – a very long way away ‘He lives in whoop-whoop’

wicked – very good

willy-nilly – disorderly, all over the place

wimp – weak person

wing-ding – big party ‘We are having a wing-ding tonight’

winkers – the eyes

wizz – to urinate, ‘I’m just goin for a wizz’

wobbly (throw a) – losing one’s temper ‘He’s throwing a wobbly’.

wog – a cold or similar disease

wog – someone of Italian or Greek descent

wombat – somebody who eats, roots and leaves

wonky – shaky, unstable, not straight ‘That chair looks a bit wonky’

woofer – a dog

wouldn’t. be dead for quids – happy to be alive

wowser – straight laced person, prude, puritan, spoilsport

write off . a car that will cost more than its value to fix

wucking furries (no) – no problem (from no f*#king worries)

wuss – scared, timid person ‘Don’t be such a wuss..’

XYZ

XXXX – Four X Queensland beer

ya – you

ya tellin me – agreeing with something

yabber – talk too much

yabbie – small Australian freshwater crayfish

yack – to talk about nothing very important

yahoo – hoon, reckless person

yakka – work ‘well done mate, that was hard yakkal’

yank my chain – mislead, fool ‘Are you just yanking my chain?’

yarn – telling a story ‘What a great yarn.’

yobbo – unsophisticated person ‘What a bloody yobbo!’

yonks – a long period of time ‘Haven’t seen you in yonks.’

yonnie – a stone ‘I’m gunna piff a yonnie at that wanker’

you beaut – excellent; wonderful

youse – you (plural) ‘Youse guys ought to have a look at this.’

zack – was a sixpence which is now five cents

zits – acne

zonk

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